Where are you Mama?

I have really been missing you Mrs. Clinton.

I can't believe that you said goodbye less than a week ago and I am already having this much withdrawal. I used to check CNN.com hourly. Now I hardly check it DAILY.

I turned on the news tonight and it was all about THE GUYS -- scarcely nothing about you.

But I sensed that they were ITCHING to talk about you again. Just ask Stephen Colbert.

The media pushed you over the cliff, only to regret what they had done. They know now, as the yawn over "the boys" bickering about one being too OLD and the other being too YOUNG, that you would have been the Goldilocks candidate -- JUST RIGHT.

Just the right amount of experience...just the right amount of scandal...just the right amount of "testicular fortitude" to keep the masses tuning in.

Let's face it: you are the punching bag that lasts 50 years. You get punched and punched, and like that clown I had as a kid, just keep popping back up with a BIG OLE SMILE....

The GUYS hold press conferences and say they are sorry for this association, or have their daughters write books about how great their Daddy is.

You only wanted to talk about how we move forward as a country.

So I'm bored. Enough of the Grand Daddy...enough of the Kid. I want MY MAMA back.

I will watch the news again (like everyone else) when you come back from vacation, and do what YOU want to do, not what THEY want you to do. YOU ROCK HILLARY CLINTON and I WANNA ROCK along with you.

Love, Matt


Even Barry O. is bored without you.....